Before making my entrance, let me introduce myself. I am tall, handsome, with an extraordinary appearance, elegant demeanor, and graceful charm—of course, you're free to disagree, but feeling good about myself is my own business, and it doesn't bother anyone, right?
My name~~ Can I not say it? Fine. The tall, handsome, graceful, and elegant me has an even more elegant name—Li Piaopiao! To be honest, it's quite embarrassing. My wise and great father, Lao Dou, was obsessed with Long Piaopiao when I was born, leading him to make the only unwise decision in his life by naming me Li Piaopiao.
According to my mother's recollection, my father actually wished for a daughter at that time, so he could raise me to be the second Long Piaopiao. Unfortunately, I came with an extra part, but my father stubbornly insisted on my name, and so this very feminine name has accompanied me for nearly twenty years...
But my father seriously underestimated the wisdom of the masses. From the third grade onwards, my name was called Li Piaopiao by my classmates... Of course, the kids were just being mischievous and had no idea what the word 'piao' meant. But this rather vulgar nickname has since then, like an angel's halo, constantly hovered over my head, never leaving, never giving up, much like a popular soldier TV series from across the way.
I actually wanted to use 'Piaopiao Yu Xian' as the title for this autobiography, but it's said that would get censored across the way, so I had to reluctantly give it up and use my long-dormant real name to record these stories.
Finally, a friendly reminder: whether you're a beauty... or a beauty; don't try to find me—don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend~~ really just a legend~~